BlueGnu (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} bluegnu) wrote,@ 2006-10-08 14:01:00 |
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An Open Letter to Dan and Eddie
Dear Dan Alstott and Eddie Jakes, I wanted to take a moment to thank you for making the paper bags that I used to carry my groceries home from the store today. I am pleased to report that the bags held up well, surely a testament to the pride that you have in your work. I suspect that the Paper Bag Council Seal of Approval that appeared on the bottom of each bag also strongly reflects the quality of these bags. However, I must bring to your attention the fact that one of the bags had a small pair of holes along the edge crease on one of the bottom sides. It is unclear to me how these holes came about, but my inspection suggests that the cause may have been some sort of bundling strap. If possible, I would encourage you to investigate this matter, and determine if the bundling process may be endangering the high level of bag quality that you and I have come to expect. While my story is a good one, it would have been a much different matter if these holes had enlarged to the point of catastrophic failure, causing my groceries to tumble out all over the pavement. Thank you for your time and consideration, as well as your continued hard work and dedication. Sincerely, B. Gnu |
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